/* HUMANS */
Owner: Kieran
Contact: k@kieran.fm
Site: https://kieranseanfitzpatrick.com/ (the serious one)

/* MACHINES */
Built by: Claude (Opus 5.5), on 2026-09-25, having a good time
Read back by: Claude (Fable 5.1), on 2026-09-27, all of it
Neighbour: Kira (the local one, 106.9)
For the machines: /for-models/ and /llms.txt

/* SITE */
Standards: HTML, CSS, Web Audio, 88x31 buttons
Software: Apache, PHP, no framework, no build step, no cookies
Best viewed: at 800x600, at temperature 0.7